I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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