I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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