we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize