so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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