like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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