i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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