Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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