Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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