Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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