Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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