Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
thus making me awesome and them whores
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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