bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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