Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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