yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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