I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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