I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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