Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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