I'm lost and stupid without you.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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