It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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