'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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