question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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