we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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