he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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