But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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