Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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