these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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