oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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