Nicole vs. Life
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
ttyl tear gas
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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