Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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