how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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