meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Did I show you my penis last night?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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