okay pat passed out under dana's car
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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