She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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