i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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