I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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