We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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