the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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