why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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