just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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