he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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