On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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