I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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