last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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