The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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