I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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