he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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