"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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