16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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