your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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