That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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