By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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