Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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