My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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