this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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