well I can't set my house on fire every night
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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