The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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