therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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