Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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